So I tweeted that I felt very Stephen King-ish. One person replied and asked "are you going to read him, write like him, or get out your axe?" Maybe all three, I thought. The possibilities are endless.Indeed, the universe had other ideas. Perhaps if I'd remembered that Mr. King was run down by a careless driver I would have stayed at home, safely reading The Girl Who Loved Tom Gordon. Instead, I foolishly ventured into the city.
It was a quick errand at the local shopping centre. I had just stepped out onto the crosswalk to enter the building when a dark grey sedan turned into my lane. On the left hand side. "That guy is going to hit me," I thought.
And then he did.
Luckily I'd been watching him, and luckily I jumped out of the way. I had to put my hands on the bonnet of his car to get out of the way, and he still didn't see me. I yelled at him that he 'almost' hit me, but he just drove on. Stupidly, I didn't get his licence number. I guess I was too shaken at that point. I didn't even think about it until later. But I was lucky, lucky. I ended up with just a nasty scrape and bruise on my leg, and a few scratches on my arm. And a good story.
The moral of this story my friends: Be careful what you tweet.


